cause i can feel your heart racing in my skin tight jeans be your teenage dream tonight… let you rest your hands on me in my skin tight jeans be your teenage dream t o n i g h t

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dansbody:

🎃👻Happy Halloween👻🎃
psst, it’s transparent, drag it!

dansbody:

🎃👻Happy Halloween👻🎃

psst, it’s transparent, drag it!

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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^_^

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Ashton: biceps as big as africa
Luke: shoulders as wide as australia
Calum: booty as nice as canada
Michael: dick bigger than the tower, i aint talkin bout eiffel
give credits (via gowiththeflowzx)

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The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via 5secondsofdirectioncat)


THERE ARE FANS AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE ASHTON IS. I REPEAT THERE ARE FANS WHERE ASH IS IN CARE. IM GOING TO SLAP YOU ALL WITH A FISH WHAT THE FUCK

downunderirwin:

welcome-to-muke-city-bitch:

WHOEVER IS AT THE HOSPITAL ASHTON IS AT, YA’LL SOME RUDE ASS ANNOYING ASS INCONSIDERATE ASS DOUCHE ROCKET FUCKING FUCK FUCKS.

(via 1dand5sosimagines9)


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goodladnicelittlebody:

well, this is just terrible

goodladnicelittlebody:

well, this is just terrible

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criminiallar:

glasseszayn:

This summarises the Zayn, Louis, Niall relationship.

also this

criminiallar:

glasseszayn:

This summarises the Zayn, Louis, Niall relationship.

also this

(via 1dthatshitcraycray)


Louis talks about the “You Make Me Strong” signboards during the WWA Film Interview

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thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

phantomhivevoid:

alohomoira:

norsedemigod:

alohomoira:

alohomoira:

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

i know right this pun was pretty… sweet

I can stomach it

this humour isn’t as dark as i’m used to

(via satanspossession)


laxbromom:

michael: I’m so glad people are actually watching me game right now
friend: did you ACTUALLY think no one would show up? you’re one of the most famous people in the world right now
michael: [mumbles] I mean debatable
😪

(via blowmikey)


asdfghjkl5sosandbands:

I swear 5sos better be fucking at home with their family for Christmas and new year or else shit is going down and I shall be leading the tribe

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